no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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