Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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