My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
