There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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