At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
