And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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