Please, let me fuck your mom
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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