She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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