just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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