You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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