I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
