I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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