i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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