dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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