I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The power of my boobs compel you
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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