So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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