I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
