Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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