just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
