We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He kissed a someone with a penis
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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