he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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