If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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