This girl is more easily done than said...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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