Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Welp...herpes.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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