One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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