i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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