He kissed a someone with a penis
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
my god I love twenty year old dicks
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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