Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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