Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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