Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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