I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I think people are normalizing furries
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