That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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