I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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