...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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