yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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