Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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