idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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