My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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