Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
