She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
COCAINE IS GR8
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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