did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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