How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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