Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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