If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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