Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I need to calm my uterus...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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