you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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