I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Randomize
