You really coming over, don't trick.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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