This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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