Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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