PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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