She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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