If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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