I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Sacagawea was the original milf.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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