How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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