jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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