no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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