Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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