Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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